well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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