Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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