Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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