I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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