im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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