Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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