why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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