so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Randomize
