What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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