And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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