So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
