He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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