"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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