; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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