so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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