But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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