this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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