Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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