That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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