It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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