Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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