haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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