Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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