you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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