Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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