Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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