hotel room ftw
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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