Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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