There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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