I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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