6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
should my penis look like a turkey
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
