I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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