ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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