don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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