Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.