Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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