Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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