I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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