Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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