Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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