and you said cock pushups were impossible
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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