i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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