At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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