physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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