love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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