wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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