well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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