Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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