My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
