Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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