why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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