I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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