Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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