Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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