So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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