watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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