he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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