WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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