My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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