At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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